Fri 11 May 2012
Serena Williams' rap debut (via TMZ):
'I make hits like battin' practice. Baby like, Serena is you really rappin? That's me, thanks for listening, schoolin' these rappers, they should pay tuition'.swag out this world, they should call me Venus. That's my sister, my name is Serena'I ain't never been a loser. And I'm always on top. Roofer.'
She sounds like a horrible nuclear mutant katamari ballof Missy Elliott, Nicki Minaj, Will Smith, and Azealia Banks.
It's not enough to be a tennis legend and sports superhero'.then again, it never is, right?
It never ever is'.
But is this short clip of Grandmaster Serena Williams Lyrical Terror'.any worse than the other trainwreck sports stars turned rappers?
Let's compare to Kobe, Chris Webber, Ron Ron, and more'
After the jump
Bryant Mcknight feat. Kobe Bryant 'Hold Me'
Diddy: 'Kobe'Bryan Mcknight'Trackmasters' And so started one of the low points of popular culture in North America. But silver lining: Red Hot Lover Tone isn't the worst rapper on this song?
Ron Artest 'Champions'
Mr. North nominated this gem'but maybe it's because I love crazy people, I kind of like RonRon's song. Especially the video that looks like someone recorded it with a Blackberry.
Even Kurupt couldn't save this Chris Webber rap attempt. 'Gangsta Gangsta'
Deion Sanders 'Must Be The Money'
HAhahahahahaa!!! To be fair'this isn't actually shitcrap rapping. It's shitcrap singing.
May 11th, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Ron Artest rhymes better than artists you promote on this blog. Real talk.
but yes, when the bar for 'good rap' gets lowered, you're gonna get crap like this. Let's be real ' anyone can rap now.
Kobe was and is still wack because he lacks artistic charisma. but again, I can name so many rappers to me that lack artistic charisma, starting with J Cole and ending with Wale to mention a few.
so really' can we be mad at Serena?
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May 11th, 2012 at 3:19 pm
this is tru i agree'ron Better than a lot of acts this site promote'just my opinion! and to me Ron Artist is Wack!
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May 11th, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Aw c'mon, leave Red Hot Lover Lover Tone Tone alone..
The 40 seconds of head nodding for no reason at the end of Ron's video is genius.
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May 11th, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Ms Info did you choose the gif? spot on lmao
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May 11th, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Ahh this made my day LOL
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May 11th, 2012 at 2:47 pm
Stick to hittin' balls, Serena.
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May 11th, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Remember when Iverson rapped over the super mario beat? hilarious!
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May 11th, 2012 at 3:35 pm
wasn't horrrrrrrrrrible, however, it's well known that Serena has ZERO swag. She might be from Compton but she must be mad sheltered. Her swag doesn't leave the tennis court.
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May 11th, 2012 at 4:36 pm
Hold up now, Miss Fo-fo.. I just checked the song and it really aint that bad. The flow and the beat is pretty cool. And I've definately heard alot worse from some so called rappers. Don't be a hater'lol
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May 11th, 2012 at 5:27 pm
Serena's rap wasn't even that bad compared to some of the trash out right now. Metta World Peace actually has decent flows he's a lot better than some of these popular rappers, starting with Lil B. The rest all suck but Serena would be a top 5 female rapper if she really wanted to be. She can afford real beats and can anyone even name 5 female rappers?
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May 11th, 2012 at 7:00 pm
'I cook the track up like a frozen pizza.'
my sentiments exactly as to your effort here Serena.
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May 11th, 2012 at 9:24 pm
Serena Williams rappin fuckin ownd'have no idea why ppl hatin on her rapping skills, which is displayed in a 1min clip
i like it, she got lyrics, she keeps it real, da beat is banging
lol shes raps betta dan soulja boy, gucci mane, new boys, future, 2chains, birdman, etc'these niggaz are wack, yet real humans beings actually like their garbage'why da fuck are u hatin on Serena Williams
hmm i wonder if drake or common inspired her, betta yet i wonder what drake has to say lol
by da way isnt she a millionare? she couldnt careless bout da haters, Serena do ya thing, yolo
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May 11th, 2012 at 10:09 pm
Deion Sanders 'Must Be The Money' is a classic! How dare you!!! But no really I'm quite sure Deion was in on the joke. The other one's were really on one. Also how could you forget Roy Jones Jr. I guess 'Ya'll Must've Forgot!' Ha, see what I did there?
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